Did the Mop Decline?

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

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the-drug-child:

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny

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tupacalypse-arisen:

captainharvey:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

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jaredsasquatch:

I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS EVERY ONE’S REACTION ON HERE WHEN GETTING COMPLIMENTED.

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hi-hi-furious-mask:

smokingprettyboy:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

current mood: the bartender from durrara

current mood: the bartender from K

bartenders have the best moods

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hi-hi-furious-mask:

smokingprettyboy:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

current mood: the bartender from durrara

current mood: the bartender from K

bartenders have the best moods

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fuzzyb0nes:

merlinisahuntingdetective:

supernatural—std:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

spluh:

i-was-eating-babies-when-i:

indeathwetrust:

hobbitinthetardis:

pokemoncharzbar:

WE CAN’T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, SHANG

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, SHANG.

luv shang

I’M SO DONE RIGHT NOW SHANG.

reblogging for that last star 

I am Shang in most romantic situations. 

I am Shang in EVERY romantic situation.

And I swear in that moment we were Shang

Come on, Shang! You couldn’t even do better than ‘Jane must stay with Tarzan’?

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welcometowonderland:

らもち

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infinitenap:

security guards

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