May 2013
eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.
athelstansbitch:
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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vanillavictoria:
dirty-hiddles-secrets:
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thebookofthebraindead:
Mythbusters is such a good show I mean it’s GLORIFYING SCIENCE AND CURIOSITY AND SHOWCASING HOW FUCKING COOL LIFE IS AND TESTING THINGS YOU TAKE AS TRUE AND TREATING EVERYTHING AS A CHALLENGE THAT CAN BE SOLVED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH AND APPLY YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND THEY ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THEIR JOBS AND THEY INJECT HUMOUR INTO IT AND EXPLAIN ALL OF THE SCIENCE THEY DO
like...
Things I dont understand part 1
xjeremyjohnsonx:
Why do men get to have a say in women’s rights?
Why do straight people get to decide if queer people can marry?
Why do only white people get to decide if something’s “really” racist?
Why does anyone who is not a part of a group try to make decisions for and about that group? Like what they can and cant do, what’s a “real” issue and what isnt, and whether they have a “right”...
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Watchvideohall:
Dog doesn’t want kisses
> This dog has incredible comedic timing.
> Remember your place, human.
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erossum:
awkwardlilgirl:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
are-you-my-tennant:
neilpatrickheaven:
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince
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alphaidiot:
you-arethe-onlyexception:
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ohshiitakemushrooms:
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
far-too-many-fandoms:
kanrose:
riddle-my-hiddles:
kanrose:
the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
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“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit
Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head.
Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions.
(via teacheremmalee)
kylesbogusjourney:
activatewindows:
kylesbogusjourney:
WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS
They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.
Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is...
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crumpetmarypoppinstea:
twiliprincess:
is it bad that i’ve
watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference
for when i have daughters
because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair
this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
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“Rose is open, honest, heartfelt, to the point of being selfish, wonderfully...”
– Russell T. Davies, The Writer’s Tale (via thegirlwithmanynames)
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Wanna know something I learnt?
nominominus:
psychcat:
winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:
In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.
So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a code...
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lord what a booty.: best-of-funny: angelicjace:... →
best-of-funny:
angelicjace:
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end…
